Friday Fun

Some of the searches that brought people to my blog..Indulge me grammar: Indulge you in what? Bad grammar? Nope, don’t think so. Indulge you in your quest to rid the world of bad grammar? Sweet. I’m totally there.

i’m happy weirdo: Maybe you can help this guy with his grammar. And his life. (Only joking. I’m a happy weirdo, too. It’s cool. Let’s just love ourselves, mmm kay?)

the bad stuff styrofoam and plastic: Dun Dun Dun DUUUUUN. Yeah, use less of it, you guys!

No coffee makes me: Oh oh! Is this a fill in the blank? Hmm…sad? Moody? Grumpy? Less poor? Stupid?!

personalized salsa jars: Interesting concept. Maybe you could talk to Jan to get some tips about starting your own business. 
Calories and nail biting: Either you’re wondering how many calories you burn biting your nails or how many calories you consume by biting your nails. Either way, you are a leeetle too obsessed with calories, my friend.

smells that make you burn calories: Again, perhaps a little calorie obsessed? And perhaps also a bit of a fantasizer? The only ones I can think of would be a smell so nasty it makes you vomit. And that is just wrong (and technically not burning calories). Why don’t you try going for a walk instead? It’s much more enjoyable than smelling or vomiting. Also, less of a disorder.

can you burn calories with coffee: Gosh, that’d be wonderful, a dream come true, really. Mmm, maybe I’m burning calories as we speak – sitting in a coffee shop. (What is it with you people and burning calories strange ways?!)

Have a fantastic Friday, you guys!

And if you go out to eat tonight, remember to either:

• Ask for foil (so much better for the environment!) to wrap up your leftovers; OR
• Bring a reusable container to the restaurant; OR
• Eat all your food! Then you won’t have leftovers (but don’t you wanna leave room for dessert?! Mmm.)