Many Paths to this One Blog.

Let’s be Friends:

crafty apartment: Ooh, that’s me. Now if only we can find someone teach me how to organize all my craftiness that is strewn about our place, that’d be grand!

library lovin: I practically preach about the wonders of the public library. Uh-maze-eeng.

skinny chandler: Wasn’t skinny Chandler kinda cute?! Yes, and much less depressing than when got addicted to drugs or whatever. Oh, skinny Chandler. Come back to TV.

awkward apartment: Maybe you just need to add a little bit of color on your walls, a few rugs, and hang some pictures. That should help make it less awkward. If not, get rid of your awkward roommate.

fun apartments with slide: Can I come over and play!? That sounds fantastic!

How to’s:

how to make a pop tart popsicle: Do those things really exist?! If so, give me one. (Although, could you make it without that high fructose corn syrup junk, pretty please!?)

how to make your own slip and slide: Water + tarp = fun.

how to do a slip and slide without a house: See above. Although, if you’re trying to do it in your apartment, see YouTube for tutorials. And be careful.

You know me so well:

indecision grad school career: Uh, yeah – that about sums me up. Might as well search for “20 something who is clueless, indecisive, and without a future.” Hmph.

colour of shoes to go with deep red outfit: Why, yes, I do exploit those who read my blog by pestering them with endless questions about fashion questions. :)

20 something and careers: Ha! Career? What’s that?

apartments that don’t recycle: Geez, don’t you hate those places!? They’re the worst. Stinkin’ apartments that don’t recycle, grrr.

And wha-ha?

is a sista gram cancer? I have nothing. Does any of that sentence make sense?

noah’s ark made from popsicle sticks: That’s quite an ambitious plan, my friend. [And it makes me want to go back to VBS. If you know what VBS is – high five, yo.]

showering in jeans: Bad. Idea. Jeans get really heavy when they’re wet.

cars dot com brownies: Oh, sweetie, you can type that in the ADDRESS BAR at the top of the screen. See? Like this: cars.com So easy! Then, bring me some brownies. NOW. [Yum. Now I’m going home to back brownies!]

delicious leggo spaghetti: Leggo as in “Leggo my Eggo” as in commercials from 90’s? Sweet. Except I don’t know about waffles and spaghetti. Spaghetti…good. Waffles…good. Leggo Spaghetti? Not so good.

coffee and profuse bleeding: Get. to. a. doctor. NOW. (Also? Ew.)

Annnnd…the one that takes the cake (and possibly, my innocence):

free videos litle virgin children hot: So disturbed, get away from my website you psycho from COSTA RICA. (That’s right! I looked up your IP address, what now!?)