POOP ON A LOG

I bet that got your attention. If it didn’t you are as hyper as a kid who has ingested 9 banana splits without the banana, has seen the latest action flicks, and it is of course his birthday as he gazes at his new lego collection with loving eyes.

Enough with that rant, anyways I am doing this post because I stole my sister’s laptop. (I’m the only boy in the family. In 8th grade.) And I was bored.

I am still utterly convinced that this “laptop” is a beautiful, aesthetically pleasing, well-crafted machine. The second your finger has the unfortunate duty of pushing the power button however, the nice world of ponies and tree willows is transformed into an excruciatingly terrible place, accurately dubbed, “Multi-Tasking Hell”. So far I have found 2 good things about this machine. #1, it has a sick program called Garage Band, and #2, it-amazingly-actually functions. I mean seriously, I’m surprised this hunk of “technology” is even working.

Gaming on a Mac is like not saying lah in Malaysia, on a street that is packed with old ladies that only speak 16 words of English, 4 of which are lah, and it is feeding time. I’m serious, it just doesn’t happen. There are like 20 games for Mac, and none that aren’t ports from the PC.

Those boyishly handsome ads are pure propaganda, that fully exploit the possibility that the latest Windows (VISTA, SEE I SAID IT!!!) is less than perfect. Now while this might be the case, the Mac is even worse!

Pssh, yeah no viruses, guess they don’t count Mac-compatible Keyloggers. Jeese Apple, you couldn’t present your product for what it really is if your words were actualized into a beam that repeats the words until your come clean that they are total fallacies. www.applesucks.com(oops, just looked at that, don’t go there).

Oh, and you kknow that crappy ad they show about how the Macbook has the power card pull out? Well it pulls out to easily(thats what she said), just a small jostle sends it flying out 50 miles per hour.

Oh and 98% of software is for Windows. Linux and Mac split the remaining 2%.

Overall a Mac is not worth any money. At all, maybe a freebie selling for 92$. At least the iPods are over costly MP3 players.

I can’t believe I allowed this to be posted (actually, I technically didn’t. He published without asking.). How shameful. Apparently my little brother aspires to be a computer critic? I’m too tired to write a post, so I’ll let this do. Please forgive me. NaBloPoMo is messing with my blogging standards.